Kama Pootra

Kama Pootra Author Daniel Cole Young
ISBN-10 9781402237225
Year 2010-05-01
Pages 128
Language en
Publisher Sourcebooks, Inc.

52 Mind-Blowing Ways to Poop The only known translation of an ancient manual instructing readers in the art of enlightened bathroom experience, the Kama Pootra offers a thrilling rediscovery of the tiled path to porcelain nirvana. Willing seekers will find fifty-two progressive positions designed to maximize how you do number two. Every time the bathroom door closes, a new experience awaits.

What s Your Poo Telling You

What s Your Poo Telling You Author Josh Richman
ISBN-10 0811857824
Year 2007-05-03
Pages 96
Language en
Publisher Chronicle Books

With universal appeal (everyone poops, after all), this witty, illustrated description of over two dozen dookies (each with a medical explanation written by a doctor) details what one can learn about health and well-being by studying what's in the bowl. A floater? It's probably due to a buildup of gas. Now think back on last night's dinner, a burrito perhaps? . . .All the greatest hits are here: The Log Jam, The Glass Shard, The Deja Poo, The Hanging Chad . . . the list goes on. Sidebars, trivia, over 60 euphemisms for number 2, and unusual case histories all make this the ultimate bathroom reader. Who knew you could learn so much from your poo?

Fart Dictionary

Fart Dictionary Author Scott A. Sorensen
ISBN-10 9780762454464
Year 2013-11-05
Pages 160
Language en
Publisher Hachette UK

The one and only Fart Dictionary is a hilarious, illustrated collection of fart definitions for every occasion, covering a wide range of topics. Whether it's politics, poetry, karaoke, Mardi Gras, Food Network, Jane Austen, love, war, ghosts, family, sports, fashion, Shakespeare, or vegetarians, there's a fart in this book for everyone. Examples include "apple fart: a fart that keeps the doctor away," "boomerang fart: a fart which has somehow returned to haunt you," and many, many more. Featuring whimsical artwork and all wrapped up in a classy little package, Fart Dictionary is a perfect gag gift and certain to be a hit with anyone who has ever laughed at the sound of breaking wind.

Toilets of the World

Toilets of the World Author Morna E. Gregory
ISBN-10 185894337X
Year 2006
Pages 256
Language en
Publisher Merrell Pub Limited

This light-hearted but highly informative photographic journey reveals the idiosyncrasy and inventiveness that characterise the construction of the humble toilet around the globe. Along the way, the reader discovers the minute but fascinating cultural and historical differences that can make our travels to other countries so enjoyable.

The Shit Book

The Shit Book Author Thomas N. Bainter
ISBN-10 9781466903647
Year 2011-11-04
Pages 60
Language en
Publisher Trafford Publishing

This book is about shit. Not the shit you have in your closet or those lying around the house or the shit in your car, but it is about shit. The stuff that comes out of your body when you have to go to the bathroom. Not the stuff that comes out the front side but the stuff that comes out of your butt. It doesn’t matter how poor you are, how rich you are, how ugly you are, or how beautiful you are. It doesn’t matter if you are skinny or overweight. And no matter what you may think, your shit does stink sometimes. This book is for all of you who have ever admired your dirty deed. For those of you whose brother made you run to the bathroom because you thought someone had died only to see the longest turd ever in the stool.

His Natural Life

His Natural Life Author Marcus Andrew Hislop Clarke
ISBN-10 0702231770
Year 2001
Pages 686
Language en
Publisher Univ. of Queensland Press

His Natural Life has retained Australian classic status for over one hundred years. Scarcely ever out of print since first written during the early 1870s, it has provided successive generations with a vivid account of a brutal phase of colonial life. The main focus of this great convict novel is the complex interaction between those in power and those who suffer, made meaningful because of its hero's struggle against the destructiveness of his wrongful imprisonment. While much of the story is necessarily grim, Marcus Clarke has used elements of romance, incidents of family life and passages of scenic description to both relieve and give emphasis to the tragedy that forms its heart.

Poo Log

Poo Log Author Josh Richman
ISBN-10 0811863395
Year 2008-06-01
Pages 144
Language en
Publisher Chronicle Books (CA)

Finally, what every bathroom has been waiting for--a journal for recording and studying the wondrous uniqueness of each bowel movement. "Poo Log" features handy reference charts, extensive checklists, and screamingly funny illustrations throughout.

What s My Pee Telling Me

What s My Pee Telling Me Author Josh Richman
ISBN-10 081186877X
Year 2009-09-09
Pages 128
Language en
Publisher Chronicle Books

What goes in must come out. It's that simple. But what does it all mean? Therein lies the mysteryand the key to your health and happiness. In this entertaining and fact-filled guide, the authors of the best-selling What's Your Poo Telling You? expand their probing inquiry into the workings of the human body to reveal the secrets and splendors of farts and pee, as well as more about their inevitable companion, poo. In the shocking and informative final section, the authors explode a variety of popular myths about the gastrointestinal tract. After reading this book, you'll never think of your bodily functions in the same way again!

52 Things to Do While You Poo

52 Things to Do While You Poo Author Hugh Jassburn
ISBN-10 1849539340
Year 2016-09-08
Pages 112
Language en

Every toilet should have a copy of this book next to it. FRANK AECES, WHAT TOILET? MAGAZINE Perching on the porcelain can be very boring when you have nothing to do but poo. But fear not, this colouring compendium to make use of those dull moments and truly maximise your creativity on the khazi. So grab your crayons and colour away - toilet time need no longer be a chore!

Toilet Tales

Toilet Tales Author Ryan Jacobson
ISBN-10 0988184265
Year 2014-10-21
Pages 95
Language en
Publisher Lake 7 Creative

People poop in their pants. It happens. No biggie, right? Wrong! Some bathroom accidents occur at the worst possible moments - on a first date, at the start of a new job, while stuck in traffic - and their stories ascend to the level of Toilet Tales. This book collects 28 of the funniest, most humiliating true accounts that anyone was ever brave enough to confess. Toilet Tales makes a hilarious conversation-starter and a perfect bathroom read.

Thoughts from the Commode

Thoughts from the Commode  Author Michael Domis
ISBN-10 0880885939
Year 2004-01-01
Pages 96
Language en
Publisher Peter Pauper Press, Inc.

Our popular Charming Petites feature eye-catching artwork and a wide array of subjects. Unless otherwise indicated, each has a 24K gold-plated or silver-plated charm to keep on the ribbon bookmark or wear on a bracelet. We all need fun in our lives, and here's an amusing departure for PPP--bathroom humor! Get the real poop. This book includes an assortment of interesting facts, jokes and graffiti to laugh at, a little history about the bathroom, hysterical haiku, and more.

The Fart Tootorial

The Fart Tootorial Author Ben Applebaum
ISBN-10 9781452124216
Year 2013-03-19
Pages 112
Language en
Publisher Chronicle Books

From the authors of The Book of Beer Pong and The Book of Beer Awesomeness, this illuminating and hilarious volume features everything a person could ever wish to know (and more!) about everyone's favorite bodily function. It's loaded with interesting information, from the history of farts to different types of flatulence ("Much like a fingerprint, no two farts sound—or smell—alike"). Also featuring the best fart techniques, defenses, and pranks, The Fart Tootorial will make any reader a master of the gas we pass.

1 001 Facts that Will Scare the S t Out of You

1 001 Facts that Will Scare the S  t Out of You Author Cary McNeal
ISBN-10 1440506930
Year 2010-03-18
Pages 304
Language en
Publisher Adams Media

Fact: Chocolate contains the alkaloid theobromine, which in high doses can be toxic to humans, and in even small amounts can kill dogs, parrots, horses, and cats. This means that despite its name, the Kit-Kat candy bar is not a recommended snack for your kitty-cat. I wonder how many cats have died because of this confusion. Fact: The most germ-laden place on your toilet isn't the seat or even the bowl--it's the handle. The solution: Don't flush. Let the next guy worry about it. There are "just the facts"--and then there are just the facts that will frighten the bejeezus out of you. And thanks to this little gem of a bathroom book, you'll never look at the world the same way again, without, er, dry heaving a little bit. From the sneaky fish that can swim up our genitals to the E. coli bacteria lurking in the very water we drink, disturbing phenomena are everywhere we turn. Educational, entertaining, and undeniably horrifying, this book isn't guaranteed to help you, um, go to the bathroom, but it's certain to make your time there more...informed.